I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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