She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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