are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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