So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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