It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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