part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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