Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
the condom got lost in my hair
smell my finger.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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