Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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