just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize
