you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
