these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
