My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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