It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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