apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Success! We fucked roommates!
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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