hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Last time i carry you out of a forest
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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