no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
It's never too late to be topless.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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