My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize