question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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