week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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