my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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