What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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