There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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