Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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