I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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