that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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