I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
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