Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
