11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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