I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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