Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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