can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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