I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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