HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I think my vagina is haunted
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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