How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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