his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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