I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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