How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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