we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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