discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
how drunk are you?
Several
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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