D3 body, D1 cock
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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