im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
pop tarts are not kleenex
I intend to get homeless drunk
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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