Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize