She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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