Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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