Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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