Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
All I want is dick and wine.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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