google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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