And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
