i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I think I sprained my soul last night
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You are the jesus of drinking
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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