So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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