Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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