I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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