Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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