It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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