You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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