she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
